Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Back by Popular Demand!!! My Cinematic Hubris Part 2



Hello all and welcome back. My last post was such a rousing success that I felt compelled to continue on. I admit, my creative urges draw me to fresher and uncharted waters. But I would be remiss, even irresponsible, if I didn't tell you which films were worthy of your attention. How else will you navigate the treacherous back alleys of cinema if I didn't list, in alphabetical order with no other explanation or reason, the movies that mark an entire decade? And I did you a favor by ignoring all films not made American or English filmmakers. Trust me, the French, the Italians, the Japanese and the Indians know nothing about cinema.

In the yesterday's episode, I made mention that my expertise did not extend to film making prior to the 1970s. After much research and soul searching, I realised that I was mistaken. I had seen at least 10 films from the previous decade, the 1960s. As before, the following films are what I consider to be the wheat among the chaff. Please remember that I have seen each of these films. While I appreciate all of them, not all are amongst my favorites but I could make an informed and enlightened argument to their inclusion.

1960 - 1969
2001: A Space Odyssey
Bonnie and Clyde
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Cool Hand Luke
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Easy Rider
Midnight Cowboy
Night of the Living Dead
Pyscho
The Wild Bunch

Honorable Mentions
Goldfinger
The Hustler
Planet of the Apes

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

My Cinematic Hubris



I am a film nerd, a movie geek. I have seen thousands of movies. I own a massive DVD library. I listen to commentary tracks, follow box office receipts and could point out Harry Knowles in a crowd. Somewhere, tucked away in the recesses of my brain and the depths of my heart, rests a introspective and revealing blog about my unabashed love and passion for cinema.  I hope to have the courage and initiative to write it all down. But as of yet, it remains hidden.

I am 33 years old. I was born in 1977 and I have been watching movies for 5 different decades now. I will admit I have seen very few movies made before the late 1960s. To tell the truth, I have little interest in what came before. I just now realized that the same could be said about my taste in music. I know, in both art forms, how many treasures, both well known and hidden, await to reward my research. I just can't bring myself to stop re-watching "The Wild Bunch" or listening to "Sandinista." Frank Sinatra and Orson Welles will simply have to wait. But I digress. The very simple purpose of this blog is a list. Well, four lists to be exact. I will throw my two cents in and claim the greatest films of the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and the 2000s. I know this is only four decades but we are a mere 18 months into my fifth decade as a film goer and even I am not that pretentious to start a "Best Of' list this early on.

A couple of points before we get to it. I have seen every film on these lists. In fact, I have seen most of them several, if not dozens of times. I don't claim that they are my favorite movies. I am stating that they are the best made films of their respective decade. Some of you must be asking yourselves, "What is his criteria?" My criteria is simply this; I have great taste in film, I know what I like and have deep faith in my ability to spot important cinema. Claims like these are most certainly arrogant and obnoxious but I have put in countless hours into the study and appreciation of this art form. And given the chance (or the inclination to drone on even further), I could make a case for any one of these films. Finally, I list them in alphabetical order as even I could not rank them 1 to 10.

1970 - 1979
Apocalypse Now
Chinatown
A Clockwork Orange
The Exorcist
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
Jaws
Manhattan
M.A.S.H.
Taxi Driver

Honorable Mentions
Alien
The French Connection
The Sting

1980 - 1989
Blade Runner
Blue Velvet
Bull Durham
Die Hard
Do the Right Thing
Raging Bull
Raiders of the Lost Ark
This is Spinal Tap
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Witness

Honorable Mentions
Back to the Future
Dangerous Liaisons
The Shining

1990 - 1999
Boogie Nights
Election
Fargo
Goodfellas
Heat
JFK
Se7en
Silence of the Lambs
The Thin Red Line
Unforgiven

Honorable Mentions
The Big Lebowski
The Matrix
Rushmore

2000 - 2009
25th Hour
Black Hawk Down
Children of Men
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Kill Bill Volume 1 / Kill Bill Volume 2
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Lost in Translation
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Zodiac

Honorable Mentions
Almost Famous
Apocalypto
The Incredibles

*I view Kill Bill and The Lord of The Rings to each be one single movie, simply broken into multiple chapters. Some may call this bullshit but it's my list and my blog so I make the rules.

What would a geeky film blog be without a few factoids?
Q: Which director has the most films on the lists (including honorable mentions)?
A: It's a 4-way tie! The Coen Brothers, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese and Ridley Scott each have 3 films on the lists.

Q: Which actor has the most movies on the list (including honorable mentions)?
A: Robert DeNiro has 5 films on the lists, followed by Harrison Ford with four.

Q: Who many of these films won the Oscar for Best Picture (including honorable mentions)?
A: In total, 8 films won the Best Picture Oscar. The breakdown is as follows; 4 from the 1970s, 0 from the 1980s, 2 from the 1990s and 2 from the 2000s.

There it is. That's my list. If you take anything from this list, Iwould hope you visit the films you are unfamiliar with. They may not be amongst your favorite movies. But I would be highly surprised if you were to take nothing from them. Until next time, the balcony is closed.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Jenn's Mix



I've made my girlfriend a mix-tape. Well, the modern day equivalent. I created a playlist on iTunes and then ripped it. Even this process seems outdated. Enough about that. What follows is a song-by-song explanation of why I chose each song. I'm trying to be John Cusack at the end of "High Fidelity" where he makes a mix-tape, using songs his girlfriend would like rather than what songs he thinks she should like. I'm not completely there yet, but hey, at least I didn't include any Slayer.

1.Beck "Strange Apparition"
This song comes from "The Information," an underrated album from the poet laureate of the 1990's. Beck channels the Stones circa "Beggar's Banquet" with maracas and a rocking piano and achieves a similar result as Mick and the boys; intimacy at a distance.

2. The Clash "Bankrobber"
I believe The Clash is the one band that every citizen on planet Earth could be a fan of. I chose this song because Jenn loves No Doubt and I would bet dollars to donuts that Miss Stefani is a big fan of this song.

3. The Band featuring Emmylou Harris "Evangeline"
A band so good they became The Band. Possibly the most talented of all rock and roll bands and certainly one of the most influential. Rumor has it that Clapton wanted to leave London, travel west to Woodstock and ask to join. On this track, Emmylou Harris does what she does best, elevating the song with her sweet, soaring Southern voice.

4. Chris Isaak "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"
I put this on here because it is goddamn sexy. And Jenn is goddamn sexy so there you go.

5. Junior Boys "Count Souvenirs"
This songs proves that electronica is far from soulless. I like the singer's phrasing and clever lyrics. "So please, pleeeeaaaasseee don't touch...."

6. Billy Idol "Flesh for Fantasy"
Billy was the prototype for the male punk in the 80's. The sneer, the worn-out leather jacket, the spiked, bleached hair and the dangling earring now scream of embarrassing nostalgia for a decade that is often times regarded as a wasteland of good music. If that is the case, then this song offers a welcome oasis. Sure, it falls into the trappings of that era. It's synth heavy and light on subtlety. But the sexual bravado of Idol and the incredible chorus push it past all that. What remains is one of my favorite picks when I'm in a bar that offers a jukebox.

7. Band of Horses "I Go to the Barn Because I Like the"
That's not a typo. That's the actual title of the song. I credit BOH for allowing me to fall back in love with music. I saw them live on the suggestion of a very good friend. I didn't know a single song. By the third track in the set, I was a convert. I just love this song. It's one of those sad songs that makes me feel better. And I know Jenn knows what I'm talking about.

8. Daniel Lanois "San Juan"
Mr. Lanois will most likely be remembered by the artists he produced records for (U2, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, etc). It's too bad as he is an amazing musician in his own right. I first discovered Daniel when I fell in love with the movie "Sling Blade." Lanois provided the soundtrack to the film, a haunting sound-scape that matched the intensity and rawness of the film. This song comes from the excellent album "Shine."

9. Kings of Leon "Back Down South"
It's popular to criticize KOL now that they are a hugely popular band. People complain that they don't sound like they did on their first records, that they sold out. This is what I call the "Metallica Effect." Once Metallica released "The Black Album" the shit hit the fan. They got too big. They were on heavy rotation on MTV. They were on the radio, even on the stations your dad listened to! This was sacrilegious to many of their core audience. They didn't want to share their band with the world. Many of them just wanted Metallica to continue to make "Master of Puppets" every 3 years. But I refuse to disparage a band for trying something new, even if it is an awful mess. This track is off their latest record, "Come Around Sundown." If this song is representative of what happens when artists "sell out," I'll be the first to salute your mountains of cocaine, your private jets and the stable of model girlfriends.

10. Death in Vegas "Girls"
This is the iffy one of the bunch. Jenn is not a fan of songs that are overly repetitious. This is an instrumental track with female singers who just kind of hum throughout the entire song. I love it. I'm not sure she will.

11. Johnny Cash "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
Hey Jenn, for our first dance? I think it would be incredible. Think about it.

12. Bob Dylan "Mississippi"
This is my all time favorite song. I can listen to it 3 times a day, never get tired of it and still able to connect to it. Everybody should have a favorite song and everybody should know their significant other's favorite song.

13. The Faces "Debris"
The band that gave the world both Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood! It's a shame that this band isn't mentioned along side with Led Zeppelin or The Who. They were the punk band who didn't play punk music. For me, this is the standout track on their incredible box set "Five Guys Walk Into a Bar...".

14. George Michael "Father Figure"
I know there are plenty of jock assholes who will call me a "fag" for liking George Michael. Well, fuck them. George Michael was a pop powerhouse who was massive for two reasons; he was incredibly good looking and he was incredibly talented. Great song back then and a great song today.

15. Neil Diamond "Save Me a Saturday Night"
Rick Rubin, the greatest record producer in the history of rock and roll, reinvented Mr. Diamond much the same way he did Johnny Cash. He gave the singer a guitar and a stool and recorded what happened next. One of the great songwriters of the 20th century, Neil wrote one more that will far outlive him. Or me, for that matter.

So there it is. Fifteen songs, fifteen explanations. But I'm only looking for a single thumbs up. I'm glad I did this. Not just for her but for me. Jenn was the impetus for starting this blog. She thought I would enjoy it. She was right. She usually is.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Um, yeah......




I guess I blog now. I'm amazed you're reading this. It's not that I feel I don't have anything to say or even what I have to say isn't interesting. It just seems that the last thing this world needs is one more opinion, one more disembodied voice, calling out from the ether. I have no idea what will come from this. I have no reason to think this will continue on for too long. I can promise that I will make every attempt not to take this too seriously or give in to self-righteousness or long-windedness. I will keep you, faithful reader, in the forefront of my mind as I expound about and prattle on.